Star Trek: The Next Generation - S03E01 - Evolution

With the dire first and second seasons behind us and a brief detour to do some scholarly research into why those first couple seasons sucked so much ass, it's time to continue this extremely scientific study to determine which Star Trek character canonically fucked the most. Today we begin our exploration of the third season of Star Trek: The Next Generation, by taking a look at the season premiere, Evolution, which originally aired on September 25, 1989. Preexisting Prejudices The little plot synopsis Netflix gives is generic enough that I cannot immediately recall what episode this is about. I do know that it marks the return of Doctor Beverly Crusher so thank the gods for that. Though I came to hate Dr. Grandma less than I did the last time I watched Star Trek: The Next Generation prior to beginning the Fuck Report she is still a vastly inferior to Doctor Beverly Crusher and not just because I apparently have a thing for nerdy red-headed moms in cardigans. Plot Syn...