What Is The Star Trek Fuck Report?

I have decided for reasons that are not entirely clear to me that I am going to watch and review the entire Star Trek: The Next Generation run. The main thrust for this series of reviews (pun very much intended) is to determine which character appearing on Star Trek: The Next Generation fucked the most during the series' run. As there does not appear to be any extensive research into this field I have decided to take it upon myself to reach a conclusive answer.

Before I begin I feel like I should lay out some my methodology.
  1. All characters start with a Fuck Count of zero. I'm not including anything that happened prior to the show beginning unless we are shown a flashback or something during an episode.
  2. For the time being I'm only looking at TNG. If Worf fucked all the time on DS9 I'm not counting that. I may at some point in the future extend the scope of this study but for now my focus is solely TNG.
  3. I'm not entirely certain if I'm going to include the TNG movies in this study or not. I've got a ways to go before the first one chronologically appears so I'll let you know in the future.
  4. I am as of yet undecided as to whether or not I want to count any boning that happens on the Holodeck since it's not really real. I may just count Holodeck fucks separately. Again, once I've reached a decision I will revise this methodology outline.
For those of you who have little to no interest in how many times Data fucked, fear not, I'll more likely than not also do some normal-ass TV show analysis of the stuff I'm watching.

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