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Star Trek: The Next Generation - S03E08 - The Price

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Welcome back to my extremely scientific study into the exciting field of Star Trek Fuckology. Today's experiment is The Price, an episode that first aired on November 13, 1989. Preexisting Prejudices Nothing from the title or the little Netflix episode synopsis jumps out at me but it mentions Troi "forming a personal relationship" with a negotiator which sounds like a potential point of data to me so hopefully that does come to pass. Plot Synopsis Counselor Troi enters her quarters after a seemingly terrible day of work and is informed by Computer that she has three emails from her mother as well as some sort of psychological journal from Manitoba. She requests a "real" chocolate sundae from Computer which doesn't understand what she means by "real." Troi elaborates but Computer informs her, "This unit is programmed to provide sources of acceptable nutritional value. Your request does not fall within current guidelines. Please indicate whether...

Star Trek: The Next Generation - S03E07 - The Enemy

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Oh hello. I didn't notice you come in. Welcome back to the Star Trek Fuck Report! The world's only scientific study in the field of Star Trek Fuckology. I know it's been quite a time since last I ventured down to the laboratory and fired up my Bunsen burners in order to determine which Star Trek character fucked with the greatest frequency. Today we are going to dissect the Season 3 episode, The Enemy Preexisting Prejudices I vaguely remember this episode having a main plot that was pretty much the Roadblock/Cobra Commander storyline from GI Joe: The Movie, in that two enemies, unable to survive a hostile environment on their own, end up working together in order to get out of the situation they find themselves in with their lives. I'm sure there's probably some more erudite version of this story but I'm lowbrow trash connoisseur so GI Joe: The Movie was the first thing that came to mind. Anyway I don't remember the B-plot but I hope that's got some fuck...