The Star Trek Fuck Report

Oh hello. I didn't notice you come in. Welcome back to the Star Trek Fuck Report! The world's only scientific study in the field of Star Trek Fuckology. I know it's been quite a time since last I ventured down to the laboratory and fired up my Bunsen burners in order to determine which Star Trek character fucked with the greatest frequency. Today we are going to dissect the Season 3 episode, The Enemy Preexisting Prejudices I vaguely remember this episode having a main plot that was pretty much the Roadblock/Cobra Commander storyline from GI Joe: The Movie, in that two enemies, unable to survive a hostile environment on their own, end up working together in order to get out of the situation they find themselves in with their lives. I'm sure there's probably some more erudite version of this story but I'm lowbrow trash connoisseur so GI Joe: The Movie was the first thing that came to mind. Anyway I don't remember the B-plot but I hope that's got some fuck...

  I don't want to lose momentum and end up stopping this crucial work for another six months so I'm pressing forward and examining another episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation in my ongoing quest to determine which member of the crew canonically fucked with the greatest frequency. Today we're taking a look at Booby Trap which first aired on October 30, 1989. Pre-Existing Prejudices Based on the little plot synopsis Netflix offers up coupled with the episode title there are maybe a half dozen different episodes it could be. Since I'm not sure which of these half dozen episodes this one actually is I've got no preconceived notions about what I'm about to watch. Plot Synopsis Geordi is on a date with a woman we will later in the episode is named Kristy or Krissy or some similarly late 80s appropriate lady name. They're on a Holodeck beach sitting in white sands beneath a giant moon. Geordi offers Kristy or Krissy "another coco-no-no," but she tur...