The Star Trek Fuck Report

Riker With Beard getting it on with a space Irishwoman in the previous episode has reinvigorated my desire to continue my studies in the exciting field of Star Trek Fuckology. Today we're going to take a look at the 19th episode of season 2, Manhunt which first aired on June 19, 1989. Preexisting Prejudices The plot description says that this one is about Troi's mom showing up on the Enterprise so I'm guessing there will be some horniness with a side order of tedium so strap yourselves in boys and girls! Plot Synopsis The episode begins with Picard dropping a Captain's Log informing us that they are picking up some diplomats to take them to a conference on the planet Pacifica which sounds like a planet they have mentioned before on this show. The diplomats they are picking up are looking to join the Federation apparently. Picard has his space dress on since these diplomats are super important apparently. An onscreen graphic informs me that Mick Fleet...

It's been awhile since I rapped at you and it's entirely the coronavirus' fault! See, since things really popped off in America all sorts of entertainment companies and personalities have been releasing all sorts of amusements for cheap as free. One of those companies was the WWE who offered up a pared down version of the WWE Network for cheap as free and so I spent the last few weeks watching Royal Rumbles in chronological order. There's something bizarrely soothing about watching huge oily roid fiends attempting to throw each other out of a wrestling ring, but that is neither here nor there. The free version stopped this week so it's back to the grind... Today we're looking at the 18th episode of the much maligned second season of Star Trek: The Next Generation, Up The Long Ladder. So let's get down to it! Preexisting Prejudices I don't remember this by title alone and the Netflix description is vague enough that it could be one of about a half...

To be most forthright, I'm really losing steam in this entire endeavor but in these troubled times I'm willing to press on and write words about whether or not Riker With Beard fucked a space babe in a 30 year old episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation for the 4 or 5 people who actually enjoy reading about such things. Today we're going to be looking at yet another terrible season 2 episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, specifically episode #17, Samaritan Snare. Preexisting Prejudices I don't remember this episode based on title or the episode description Netflix provides. Seems like we're going to get some medical shit though. Plot Synopsis It's time once again for Wesley to take the space SATs or whatever and on the bridge, Riker With Beard gives him some sort of USB with "testing parameters" on it. Wesley is nervous about the test since he's not actually been to Starfleet Academy or some shit but Riker With Beard and Dat...