The Star Trek Fuck Report

  I don't want to lose momentum and end up stopping this crucial work for another six months so I'm pressing forward and examining another episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation in my ongoing quest to determine which member of the crew canonically fucked with the greatest frequency. Today we're taking a look at Booby Trap which first aired on October 30, 1989. Pre-Existing Prejudices Based on the little plot synopsis Netflix offers up coupled with the episode title there are maybe a half dozen different episodes it could be. Since I'm not sure which of these half dozen episodes this one actually is I've got no preconceived notions about what I'm about to watch. Plot Synopsis Geordi is on a date with a woman we will later in the episode is named Kristy or Krissy or some similarly late 80s appropriate lady name. They're on a Holodeck beach sitting in white sands beneath a giant moon. Geordi offers Kristy or Krissy "another coco-no-no," but she tur

  It has been quite some time since last I went down to my laboratory and applied the scientific method to an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation in my quixotic quest to determine exactly which Star Trek: The Next Generation character fucked with the greatest frequency over the course of the show's existence. I've got no real reason why I stopped doing this vital research beyond the fact that my leisure time is frankly pretty limited and when something else catches my fancy I often have to discard some other hobby to make time for it but I've decided to once more commence my scientific studies for the good of all humanity. We will pick back up where I left off, with the fifth episode of the show's third season, The Bonding, which first aired on October 23, 1989. Pre-Existing Prejudices When I saw the title I assumed it was some sort of euphamism for fucking and thought we were going to get another point of Star Trek boning data but after reading the little Netflix