The Star Trek Fuck Report

Welcome back to the Star Trek Fuck Report, where we're in a bit of a fuck drought at the moment. It's been a good heap of episodes since last one of our brave space travelers engaged in the amorous congress with a fellow crew member, weird space light, robot or 1980s babe alien and I fear that this week it's going to be more of the same since I have a vague recollection of this episode and don't think an episode where Enterprise II blows up is going to be particularly fuck heavy, but who knows, maybe I'll be surprised, so let's get down to business. Preexisting Prejudices As mentioned above I have a vague recollection of it and by that I mean that I remember that a fake Enterprise explodes at some point in this episode. Other than that I've got no clue what's going on in it but I seriously doubt it's much fucking. Plot Synopsis We being the episode the same way we often do: Captain Picard dropping a Captain's log. He explains that the En...

I've spent some more time researching the sexual habits of the crew of the USS Enterprise and below are my finds on any and all amorous activities present in the episode "The Dauphin." This episode first aired on February 20, 1989 and was the tenth episode of the second season. So let's get down to it. Preexisting Prejudices I don't really know all that much about this episode save for the fact that some dude at Medium ranked it the 157th best episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation out of 168 episodes (they counted two-parters as single episodes to get that number) so I'm assuming this episode's going to be a fuckin' delight. Plot Synopsis The episode begins with the Enterprise dropping out of warp speed near the planet of the week. Riker With Beard tells some random 1980s lady sitting in Wesley's chair to take the ship to impulse power and she does that. We then learn where Wesley was when we see him assisting Geordi with some sci-f...

It's been awhile since I've entered the lab an continued my ongoing studies in the exciting field of Star Trek fuckology. Partly this is due to the season. As I am sure everyone is well aware it was recently Christmas which for me means if a show doesn't have a Christmas episode I'm not watching it, so instead of Star Trek: The Next Generation I was watching holiday specials of yore and Gremlins and things of that nature and in a similar vein, in days that follow between Christmas and New Years I ended up watching way too many terrible kung fu movies as is something of a tradition for me for reasons I can't entirely explain. More than any of this however, is the fact that over the past couple months I've been exceedingly busy with real life commitments that have left me with little time to work on this project which is, if we are being completely honest, merely a hobby. Things look a bit better in that regard for the early part of 2020 so there should be a ...